I'm quite certain that I've gained a solid 10 pounds this week. I wish I could say that I've been working out relentlessly so it must be muscle weight. I wish I could say I've inexplicably grown 3 inches. Hell, I'd even settle to call it baby weight. And by settle I mean sue the IUD manufacturers for a LARGE sum of money. But what's actually hindering my ability to get my jeans over my butt is my last post. I don't know where you people are getting these recipes you keep sending me but my ever-expanding waistline thanks you. Not to mention my husband who now believes that dinner can be created from something that doesn't come out of a Totino's box and a tin can. In all honesty, I have enjoyed every single over-consumed calorie. There was Asian Orange Chicken, Lasagna Soup, and a curry dish that sent me into a state of euphoria. Marshmallow Brownies, Carmel Corn, and Urban Legend Cookies. Can you say "nom nom"?
Note to self: get butt to gym! Like SOON!
Note to Amigos: Mas! Mas!!!
Oh, and Ivie? She's been interested in only one thing lately. My bra. No joke. She puts it around her neck and walks around the house saying "mah boops, mah boops" (translation: my boobs). And if she and I really are genetically related (the jury's still out on that one)? She's in for a disappointment of epic proportions. Because last time I checked, the proportions were 34 and A (almost). Badum-CHING! Sorry babes. Start savin'.
5 comments:
You kill me!! It is a good thing I had a boy because I am with you on the 34 almost A!! My fat just doesn't go where I would like it to! I still need to get you some recipes.
when i was little i called bras "boobie warmers"--i was obsessed with my sister's leg warmers apparently. :)
As much as I'd like to believe you...I, unfortunately for chubby pregnant girls like me...can not. I think your body repels fat, and I'd like to know what miracle fat repellent you've discovered because I'm gonna need some of it pronto.
December anniversaries? My mom tried to warn me. Although the 3rd is still far enough away that it hasn't caused too many issues yet...aside for the present issue. Dominoes and a quickie? You crack me up.
AND...there is definitely NO competition...just a favor...and if you didn't notice, you're 7 million times better and Gwens smiles just prove that in her head she was thinking "who is this person taking my picture? What happened to the small happy girl that always does it?" I told her not to worry, and that we'd see her soon.
Oh, and if my comment wasn't long enough.
Could your Christmas header get any more awesome? So cute!
Plus your word verification is SCHITHI...sound it out...I think I'll start using it in my everyday vocabulary.
Ha! I agree w/McKelle I want the fat repellent potion or whatever. Those recipes sound yummy, maybe you'll have publish an online cookbook.
Love that Ivie loves your bra. Hailey will unfortunately encounter the same dissapointment in the "boop" area.
Love your new blog header.
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