Yeah?
Me too.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
I Mean, What I Meant Was........
Did you ever have that day where you were taking pictures for someone (a rather important, middle-aged, female someone) and you were at the point where she was all posed, ready to shoot and you told her to "bring your chin down just a little bit" and she replied "oh dear, that makes my jowls more noticeable", but because you were preoccupied and didn't quite catch what she said, you responded (and I quote), "no no, they look cute"? But you proceeded to take picture after picture, snapping away until about 3 minutes later when the "jowls" comment finally entered the grey matter? And then, you were so obsessed with trying to come up with compliments to counteract your unintentional insult that your pitters seeped down to your waistline? And when she was leaving, you did that weird thing where instead of just saying "take care" or "see ya later" you kinda combined those two phrases in a sort of slurred fashion and said "take-ck-she-later"? Did you ever have that day?
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glad i am not the only one. :) seriously.
you should get to know my husband better. he eats his foot every night for dinner.:)
Do I know this someone?
To be perfectly honest, yes. You do know this person. Although the context of the story was changed for exactly that reason. "I am so smart, S-M-R-T"!
I am laughing so hard - it's nice to know I'm not the only fumble-mouth. I offered to take a pic of this cute Japanese group at Benihana's the other night. Well, after taking it I looked at the screen and couldn't tell if one guy looked ok, so I said something like, "er you might want me to take another one," while gesturing to the guy (why?why? did I say that?) Then they looked at it and said, no that's great. Then I PROCEEDED to explain that I couldn't tell if his eyes were closed or not. DOY!! I am beyond retarded.
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